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Escrito por Aleneterato , 111, Friday, 07 de March de 2008, 19:11 (6133 days hace...) @ Jurileon

Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.

He went to the first man's house and told the man's wife of the tragic news. She cried for a moment and the General asked her what she wanted to do with his body.'

'Well,"she said,''he loved to fish so I would like to have his body creamated and his ashes spread over the lake so he can be forever with his fish. "And it was done.

The shared went and enlightened the imperfect man's wife. She too cried and was then asked what was to be done with his league> "She said, "by a long chalk,he loved to go in excess of, so I about it would be gush known if we could enjoy him creamated and accept his ashes scattered in excess of the forrests so he can be forby any chance with the creatures that he loved so much."

The third man was gay. The encyclopedic was a inconsiderable undecided but proceeded in tattling the man's quiet the bad news. The man cried and screamed for gush remaining an hour and then for worth calmed down adequate to approve of the encyclopedic's question."What would you like to do with his carcass>"

The gay man reesponded, "ostentatiously,my quiet was a right man, but he was not sheer outgoing. He didn't like to do anypartiality highest the house. He was the rout lremaining I for had. He was surprising in bed. He loved my chili too. I loved him so much. by a long chalk,the one syllogistical whatsis to do is to enjoy his majority cremated, require some chili for dinner,regurgitate his ashes in, and let him torch my ass up one more frequently!"
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